Wednesday, March 30, 2005

Groupie love

I think I found my new calling: at least for the next 4 days, I'm going to be a male-groupie. I came across my absolute dream girl tonight. She's a back up singer for this kick-ass band I just came back from seeing. I know I don't have a chance and I'll probably never see her again, but tonight she made me glad to be a guy.

Blond. More style than you can shake a stick at. Juicy jacket and gold sparkly boots up to there. Skintastic jeans. And just a little bit of belly showing while prowling around on stage. If you can work it I'm yours, hook line and sinker. Add some stage-presence and a pseudo- raspy voice and I will melt in your arms.
As if you don't know by now I am a sucker for packaging. C'mon it's me we are talking about.

And you know what? I've always been a sucker for stylish girls, because quite frankly who the hell shops at American Eagle? I guess what I'm saying is that I am sick of mortal girls. I should be dating some sort of princess and seeing as that is highly unlikely I think I'll settle for someone that at least has an Actor's Guild membership or makes a living from the adulation of others.

You gotta carry yourself with an air of individualism to roll with the Quan. If you think that this sounds pretentious and egotistical you might be right, but I assume that you have substance and merit to stand on, so go out on a limb and work it. As difficult as it is to admit I really think the most important girl in my life was the most creative. Vibrancy and thinking and being an individual go hand-in-hand. You can have your grad degrees and MBAs but give me a girl with flair and more often than not we'll have a connection.

2 Comments:

At 9:06 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well said, Frank. Quan, you're a putz. You think you'll be happy with the nothing but glitz and glamour when we all know you'll go for the girl that gives you half a look and a cookie.
C'mon man, it's not just egotistical to be all about the packaging. It's - dare I say - PARIS HILTON-ESQUE!! Aren't you a little old to have to be reminded that it's whats on the inside that counts?
For shame, Michael

--Tennyson

 
At 9:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh yeah, and what's with the dig at graduate students? You got something against education? When did you become all about hate man?

--Tennyson

 

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