Attention guy in the bathroom

Don't talk to me while I'm on the pot, least of all asking me about any good movies that I may have seen lately. And saying that it's like, "we're brothers sharing a bathroom" is wrong on so many levels. I can't make this stuff up.

We also have three sinks, two with the push-down faucet that you need to hit 4 or 5 times during the course of a thorough handwashing and one traditional one. Why everyone doesn't use the traditional one you can turn on and off is beyond me.

Our urinals also need ghey guards.