CUSTSERV@OMAHASTEAKS.COM

I haven't really figured out my new cell phone exactly and as soon as I do I'm going to get me a new cell ring as right now I have a cross between what sounds like some sort of non-hetero jazz number and a bird call. So it was much to my dismay whenever I mad-dash over to my phone and it is a number that I do not recognize. A mystery caller, perhaps. But no it was a telemarketer. But it wasn't just any telemarketer: it was Ryan from Omaha Steaks. I was in a good mood so I was willing to humor him. He was telling me about this great offer on steak afterall. But as he is speaking it dawns on me that this is my cell phone... and how the heck did he get it in the first place. So in mid-spiel, right after the offer for the bacon wrapped filets and before he could get to the pork chops, I ask him how he got this number. I think I really caught him off guard with this Now he was mine.

Me: Wow, that does sound like a really good offer. But did you know that this is my cell phone? How did you get it?
Ryan: I guess that this was the number that you gave us.
Me: Hmm... must be. But hey so you know I don't really have a lot of minutes. Nights and weekends you know?
Ryan: Oh yeah that's the worst. My nights don't start till 9 pm.
Me: Yeah, me too. But hey why don't you just email me what you are offering and I'll get back to you.
Ryan: Um, O.K.

7 minutes later an email from: CUSTSERV@OMAHASTEAKS.COM

Is this a deal or what?

********************* AWESOME APRIL ***********************
Selection  Description           Regular$     Sale$  Savings

COMBO.....AWESOME APRIL..........$222.00......$129.99..$92.01
4/5 OZ FILET MIGNONS
4/5 OZ TOP SIRLOINS
4/4 OZ BONELESS PORK CHOPS
4/4 OZ CHICKEN BREASTS
6/8 MEDITERRANEAN SIRLOIN SKEWERS
10 PORTIONS POTATOES AU GRATIN
6/4 OZ OMAHA STEAKS BURGERS
YOUR CHOICE FREE WITH COMBO EITHER
7863 OMAHA STEAKS SEASONING OR
7864 SOUTHWEST CHIPOTLE SEASONING