So what do you want?

The malls are ever-so-crowded, online shopping won't deliver on time and any-and-all hope of getting my hands on a wii have been dashed.

But it's simple really. I want a poem, a story, a half-started, never quite finished novella to be written about me. A haiku would be nice, but more than anything I want to tell her how I almost bought a G-Unit hoodie, but ended up with some Ecko wear instead.

Whirlwind...