Drunk with power

Stand down!
I have assumed control of the Con.

With O and C gone on vacation I am now the senior most member of the Com Dev dept. But with this power comes great responsibity. I am now the shining beacon of light who is entrusted with guiding and leading the efforts of a crack staff. I have a team of four dutiful employees to do my bidding and two nublie coeds at my service.

Ah, life is good.