Why Do I Blog?

Somebody asked me this the other day and after some thought here is what I came up with. In no particular order:

• So I can keep my friends abreast of my life's goings and events.
• To passive-aggressively call people out.
• No self-respecting man worth his salt keeps a diary.
• The wonders of the information superhighway.
• Writing is sexy.
• Because no one likes to hear me bitch about my day/life, but reading all the dirt is just so enthralling.
• 9-5 in the "cube".
  
• It's only a matter of time before it jumps the shark.
• To express myself.
  
• My best friend has one too.
• It is the modern-day metaphorical vomitorium.
  
• To chronicle my life for history, prosperity and beyond.