Whore It Up, Ladies. It's Halloween.

From the comic genius over at blagg blogg:

Some people think Halloween was created by candy companies, cynically hoping to sell more product. I would disagree. I think it was created by closet whores, cynically hoping to go out dressed all slutty without moral or societial consequence. Deep down, every woman wants to show off her junk by busting out of skimpy little skirts and blouses with fishnet stockings and patent leather, but society has deemed this fashion to be inappropriate, reserved only for women of low repute who peddle their asses on streetcorners across the country.