Breakfast

Had my first bowl of cereal in seven months or so and damn son was it tasty. Basically been staying away from the stuff, but now I think I'm back on (off??) the wagon hard core. Due to my lactardedness towards milk and my disdain for eating within the first two hours of being awake haven't even bothered picking a box up of late. Heck it's not like there's any quality prizes in cereal anymore. In fact most of the times you have to send four UPC codes in for some lame ass Sponge Bob iron-on decal. Gay. Anyways I put down two bowls of Apple Cinamon Cheerios like Kobayashi does to Coney Island franks. Heck I'm going to even buy a pint of 1% just so I can continue eating the stuff. Crack laced cereal baby!

Happy Ash Friday kiddies. I'm not religious in any way what so ever, but I think I'm going to try and give something up for Lent anyways. In support of my friends who do celebrate and to test my mettle. My options are:

1. Giving up soda Update: cross this one off the list. Had a Fanta at lunch. Didn't even blink
   
2. Not lying (to those close to me; work and/or other essential matters notwithstanding)
3. Giving up wearing pleated pants