They like me, they really like me

Wow I guess a year plus was all it took, but I’ve finally been accepted into the inner circle. Got asked to join a fantasy baseball league at work with the guys. They’re even calling me Quan in the emails, talk about being one of the cool kids.

Normally the “new guy” ends up with the two-bit team of some guy who just didn’t care or bother to put his guys in. Little do they know that I’m not going to be some wide-eyed rookie who’s going to get fleeced out of his entry fee. This league is just another log on the fantasy pile. And I don’t know how it happened, but I somehow lucked into potential keepers of (2) David Wright, Derek Lee, Carlos Beltran, Mike Young and Adam Dunn. The rub, my pitchers are Jason Schmidt and/or Curt Schilling. Whatevs I plan on dominating and then trash talking all season long.