the great outdoors

So as you may or may not know, I am soooooo not a camper. In fact I tend to loathe all things outdoors. Honestly the last time I went camping was probably back in 92 and it was beach camping on the Cape. Oh yeah we also stayed in an RV. I know it rained 4 out of the 8 days we were there so we ended up watching a lot of movies, mostly Disney's Hocus Pocus.

Anyways, long story short is that I need to give this whole camping thing another shot. If not just because it sounds like fun (camp fires, smores and drinking with your friends is top-notch), but because I feel I need to do it for the sake of being a better (renaissance) man and the fact that sleeping bag nookie is right up there with cheap motel noookie.