Die Netflix die

Not because I am unhappy with your selection or even because you raised prices. Simply put you sent me a DVD that literally crapped out. There was 6 minutes and 2 seconds left remaining - I checked. The hoodlum had ran away, the Chinese mobsters laughed it off and yes, literally the boy was about to get the girl. And then you died...

I was thinking about sending you back for a replacement, but then I'd have to wait two more days and I'd be missing out on whatever is next on my queue.