The army has nothing on me. I've been stuck in traffic longer today than everyone else I know.

I hate gridlock. I hate clusterfucks. I hate having to drive 85 mph when I'm on a straightaway to make up for all the time I'm crawling along at 25 mph. I hate back to school season. I hate Jersey girls driving BMWs that cut me off. I hate how I have to start my day so much earlier because I can't afford to pay for parking. I really hate when I am polite and let someone in front of me and I don't even get a courtesy wave. I hate a 86 minute commute.