More important things to think about

This is for my buddy Matt who I know is pulling out his hair while his beloved Dodgers are in the process of blowing a 8.5 game lead over the Giants in the N.L. West.

DodgerBlues is proof that L.A. can be the same morass of negativity as Boston.

The Dodgers' season is on the line and they put up three f'ing hits. Unbelievable. At this point they've lost all confidence in themselves, and you can't blame them. The Giants are playing incredible ball, and the Dodgers are more of a mess than Kevin Kennedy's face. Meanwhile, Shawn Green is still debating whether or not he'll miss two games this weekend because of Yom Kippur. At this point it looks like it won't even matter, but we've got a solution: send Hee-Seop Choi to temple to fill in for Green. It would be Choi's greatest contribution to the team, plus he'd get to repent for his sins ('sins' being another way of saying 'every at-bat he's had since he's been a Dodger'). Good times.

Let's go Blue! Don't let the Giants win.