Quote of the century

Theo Epstein on The 2004 World Series Trophy's (must be spoken like "student/athletes" refer to the Ohio State University) worldwind tour:

"I try to keep my distance from it. I don't want to catch anything. That thing has been passed around more often that Paris Hilton." Oooh burn!

And it's so true. Tomorrow at work The 2004 World Series Trophy is making its rounds and right around 3:15 I should be having my picture taken with it. Guess you know what picture is going to be on my Christmas cards.