There's the boat with everyone on it and here's me going the other way

I don't know about the kids these days. First it was the interweb, then their i-pods and now it's this myspace thing. I'm usually into these sort of things, but it's just not doing it for me. This isn't one of my arbitrary rants where I rail against something, but I honestly don't get it.

OK let's look at it this way. I never got into the whole xanga or livejournal thing either. Heck I'm using blogger, the simplest, most user friendly program out there, of all things.

And while I may not be the most knowledgeable person regarding myspace my understanding is that it basically boils down to being a cross between a blog (this is mine if you missed that) and friendster (and it's institutionalized offspring thefacebook, both of which I am members of). So I guess I really don't have a need for you myspace. But much in the same vein that I do not have a need for a Vespa or a pair of custom made Pumas I have one.

Basically I'm not in it for the chotkes. I don't need your bells & whistles. I'm not into it for the band. I don't want you to know my interests. Hell I like watching tv, dining out and fantasy sports am I unique? And I most certainly don't want to be your "buddy". Unless you're hot. And slutty. And sign off with "hugs & kisses xoxoox!!"

So don't be angry with me myspace. Things just wouldn't work out. Don't worry about it though, it's not you, it's me.


PS: No question, you know I have an account.
hugs & kisses xoxoox!!