Breakfast of champions

You know how much guff I got for my breakfast this morning? God, can't a man eat his Hot Pocket breakfast sandwiches in peace?

While walking to the office microwave I did take some time to read the product packaging and I was intrigued. Not by the fat content nor the amount of sodium I was to start my day with, but the fact that Hot Pocket claims to have 26 different varieties. 26?!? That's incredible.

I guess I got my work cut out for me.