So true it hurts

While there are many ways to get hot, one of the simplest, fastest, and most effective is through self-starvation. However, anorexia, like all things, is best used in moderation. For example, you should never get so thin that you lose your tits.

God I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm all for that "impossible to achieve" image of beauty that has been forced upon women since the age of 4, but comeon ladies practice a little bit of self control.

Remember when Lindsey Lohan was hot (and illegal)? Yeah me too. So eat a burger every now and then. Just hold the fries, wash it down with a small Diet Coke and then make sure to hit the eliptical the next day... hard... for an extra 45 minutes.