I root for laundry, dammit

This is all bullshit. I know there is no loyalty in sports and every time I buy a jersey with a player’s name and number on it I am pissing that money away because free agency is always just around the corner. This wasn’t shocking in the sense that Damon and Arod will fit together like peas in a pod. I’m sure Jetes must be thrilled by this move. What the hell am I complaining about? It was and always will be about the money.

I need to get a fucking haircut.