The start of something beautiful

OK so maybe I've been mentally checked out/burned out for the past week or so, but now it's official. I am done. D-U-N. As of 3:30 today I am on vacation for the next 10 days. Ten glorious days of gluttony, sloth, drunken debauchery, wanton lust and watching cartoons. In between there will be plenty of time to enjoy the Christmas merriment at home with the folks, catch up with my boys in town for the week, gain another 4-lbs. of gravy and carbs.

Just finished up some last-minute shopping. Now I think I'm going to take a glorious nap, a 20-minute shower, eat a stake and then the big meet n' greet with an old flame.

I can't wait to start doing nothing.