It burns when I don't pee

There's comedy, there's high comedy and then there's transcendent comedy. Touching your penis after slicing jalapeno peppers falls in the latter category. Luckily I had a glass of buttermilk on hand to which I was able to dip my member in.

But in the big scheme of things corn bread conquers all. Yes, including carrot cake, which is just a receptacle for cream cheese frosting anyways.