Go west, young man.

I've gots me a vacation and god it couldn't have come at a better time. Works been "eh", I've eaten take out the last 3 meals and I've definitely been "off". But there's something to be said about a full week off. A full week of fun, In-N-Out and the sun setting on the Pacific. Call me a sucker but the theme song from the OC makes me more wistful than virgin snow, Brian's Song and One Shinning Moment combined.



I'll see the fam, I'll see my buddy Matt. I'll drink a lot, I'll eat a lot more. In between I'll check out the Sox at Petco and hopefully the SD zoo. I'll spend as much time wearing shorts and flip-flops as humanely possible. I've even shaved my head.

San Diego and LA!

Say what?

Yup, these are things that I said over the past half hour:

• Oh, man Transformer trailer. Now I'm wet.
• I wish it was a Triceratops instead. That was my favorite dinosaur of all time.
• OK to decode the bomb you need to spell "syphilis".
• ...or should I say schwing!