Here's to you, #17!!!!!!!!!

Because the Truth is the Captain, because Rondo made the leap, because Ray Ray is Jesus Shuttlesworth, because Perk is a Beast, PJ Brown went back in the day, Scal is whitey, Eddie HOUSE has secret handshakes, Sam I Am has tons of rings and looks like an Alien (Big balls though), Posey brought it all together with his hugs and all-purpose D, Big baby is big, Doc made us forget last year...somehow, Wyc for spending his bling, Danny for having the vision, and KG for making it all possible.

To you Red.

Stefan & Jim it was a fun fcking ride.

An egg is an egg is an egg is an egg ofcourse ofcourse.

Say hello to my good friend over at headyoga. Be nice, she's swell.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEE ONE MOVIE THIS YEAR...

Summer movie season is upon us and that means only one thing: creature triple feature. Because when it can cost up to $12.75 a pop and all the CGI-glitz of a special midnight screening leaves you sorely disappointed, sometimes you need to take things into your own hands.

The question is no longer "was it good?" but "was it worth it?"

Ah, it's good to be home for a few days

I don't know if it's ironic, karmic or a sign I should have put some action down, but on the same night that the Detroit Red Wings beat the Pittsburgh Penguins to win the Stanley Cup, the tape on my Mario Lemiux "Route 66" poster finally gave out. Why tonight? Why now? Why does my bedroom at my parent's house look exactly the same as it did during high school?