A little late on the follow thru, but...

Here goes nothing. It's time to take the bull by the horns or whatever your favorite "go get 'em champ" analogy is. But no more bitching about life. Because as scared as I am of falling on my face and moving to a new city, watching life pass me by while I think about the time I scored 4 touchdowns in a high school football game is much worse.

Yes to inspiration. Yes to follow through.

Die Netflix die

Not because I am unhappy with your selection or even because you raised prices. Simply put you sent me a DVD that literally crapped out. There was 6 minutes and 2 seconds left remaining - I checked. The hoodlum had ran away, the Chinese mobsters laughed it off and yes, literally the boy was about to get the girl. And then you died...

I was thinking about sending you back for a replacement, but then I'd have to wait two more days and I'd be missing out on whatever is next on my queue.

An idea so awesome and horrible at the same time it all blends together into a perfect idea

Let's say my friend Marvin only had soup for dinner. Then he proceeded to get quite high. And during his ensuing most enthusiastic case of the munchies around he perused the Internet for the last 17 minutes looking for the perfect burrito, which he knew he could never obtain at this hour.

That would truly be a Sisyphean challenge.